Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
it's like heaven, but drunker
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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