alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Damn victory sex feels great
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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