Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Oh god it's open bar.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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