I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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