i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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