When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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