i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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