How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Rumble strips road head = magical
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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