Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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