Don't you send me to vm
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
