Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
porn star boner night. come get it.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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