sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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