I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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