I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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