I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
