Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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