So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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