I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
