I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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