Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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