should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
