is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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