You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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