It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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