You really coming over, don't trick.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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