I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Randomize
