i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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