You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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