Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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