Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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