i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Who died my cat blue again?
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