goodnight i made you a song goodbye
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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