My hair reeks of homosexuality.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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