So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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