Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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