That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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