at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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