She's JV to your varsity
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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