That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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