You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I don't think brook has ever known best
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Everclear isn't food dammit
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
