Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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