New low: just hacked my moms facebook
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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