Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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