i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
