spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I see more hoeing in ur future
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