She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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