I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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