the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We're too hungover to prance.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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