Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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