this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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