so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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